Column Archive: 2001

Could Norman Rockwell Paint This Thanksgiving? -- 11/18/01

We're Drowning In Fine Print -- 11/11/01

Cars Should Go 'Vroom, Vroom' -- Not 'Boom, Boom' -- 11/4/01

How Do We Black Out An Enemy Among Us? -- 10/28/01

Fall Fever: Playing Hooky From Yourself -- 10/21/01

Getting A Handel On A Soggy Day -- 10/14/01

Watching Daddy Get Off The Plane -- 10/7/01

It's Veto or be Vetoed on the Argument-Field -- 9/30/01

Real 'Bravery.' 'Courage' Escape Webster, Mahert -- 9/23/01

Nine-One-One -- 9/16/01

Of Things That Go 'Beep!' In The Night -- 9/9/01

Callifornia Garbage Dump Reeking With History -- 9/2/01

It's Eight O'Clock -- Do You Know Where Your Coffee Is? -- 8/26/01

Doughboy Rises To The Challenge -- 8/19/01

Roses Are Red, Ketchup is ... Violet? -- 8/12/01

Tilting At Windmills Over Electric Service -- 8/5/01

Feeling Dead? Call A Lawyer! -- 7/29/01

Once Upon A Time, In A World Gone MAD -- 7/22/01

Jam-Cam Jam a Non-Issue -- 7/15/01

Junk Today: It's All Just Junk -- 7/8/01

American Dream Best Left In Dreamland -- 7/1/01

Storm Delivers A Parting Slap -- 6/24/01

Quick Brown Fox Gets A Life -- 6/17/01

Looking At Glasses: Full, Empty, and Falling -- 6/10/01

Contemplating The Dot-Cosmos -- 6/3/01

Jeffords Jumps From GOP Into Taxpayers' Wallets -- 5/27/01

Long Day's Journey Into Decaf -- 5/20/01

Ah, There's Nothing Like The Smell Of A New Book! -- 5/13/01

Dennis Tito's Most Excellent Adventure -- 5/6/01

'Safety' Measure Gets The Whack -- 4/29/01

Me, Claudia Schiffer, and Saving the World -- 4/22/01

Did That Ant Have A Momma? -- 4/15/01

Clouds Hide Alpha -- But Not Our Destiny -- 4/8/01

Spring Back, Fall Back --- 4/1/01

Disease Scare Dooms Beloved Disney Icons -- 3/25/01

Brain Train Derails Sleep -- 3/18/01

Fizzled Blizzard Heads For Court -- 3/11/01

Frosted Glass A Poor Icebreaker -- 3/4/01

Cold War Heats Up -- 2/25/01

'Drop The McNugget And Come Out With Your Hands Up!' -- 2/11/01

Great Cookie Caper Claims A Victim -- 2/4/01

Haydn's Fine, But He Ain't 'Law And Order' -- 1/28/01

'NIMBY' Leaves California Cold -- 1/21/01

Brokering Peace in the Cat ... er, Doghouse -- 1/14/01

Appeasing the Lottery God -- 1/7/01

2001: Not Exactly Kubrick's 'Odyssey' -- 1/1/01