Column Archive: 1999

 

Why Is The Future Always In The Future? -- 12/26/99

The Beauties and the Bishop -- 12/19/99

Can't Stand The Sweet? Stay Out Of The Donut Shop -- 12/12/99

When is Running Red Light Not a Sin -- 12/5/99

Defeating (?) the Paper Demon -- 11/28/99

Yo Quiero Thanksgiving! -- 11/21/99

Getting a Handle on an Embarassing Problem -- 11/14/99

The Great Chest X-Ray Caper -- 11/7/99

Beware the Lady in the Brown House -- 10/31/99

Goodbye to the Ole Hoss -- 10/24/99

Enough "Wrong Answers," Already -- 10/17/99

Opening A Can of `Tude -- 10/10/99

Appreciating `Neat' Things In Life -- 10/3/99

`There, But For The Grace Of God: 9/26/99

Strike the Bell, Wind the Clock -- 9/19/99

Porn Peddlers'll try Anything -- 9/12/99

Battling The Box -- 9/5/99

Getting a Rise Out Of a Full Moon -- 8/29/99

Forget the Water, Just Bring Me A Spoon -- 8/22/99

$15,000 Bargain no Deal --8/15/99

Forget y2k, It's "Odometers" vs. "Math Wonks" -- 8/8/99

One Credit Card is Enough, Thank You -- 8/1/99

JFK Jr.'s Burial At Sea A Graceful Farewell -- 7/25/99

'Independence Day" Didn't Necessarily Mean Independence -- 7/4/99

Just What is "In The Back," Anyway -- 7/11/99

I Wanna Be A Senator -- 6/27/99