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Column Archive: 2000
Midnight Delivery a Real
Blow to the Nose -- 12/24/00
'American Experiment' Survives
Election 2000 -- 12/17/00
'Dear Back Owner ... ' --
12/10/00
The 'What Ifs' That Really Sank
Titanic -- 12/3/00
The Leak That Would ... Not ... DIE!
-- 11/26/00
Some Guys Are Just Single ...
Others Are Just Hopeless -- 11/19/00
Finding Reassurance in Jerry
Springer -- 11/12/00
American Experiment Still
Alive and Kicking -- 11/5/00
'Death Had Very Much Changed Uncle
Fred ... ' -- 10/29/00
Smile When You Say 'Cellular,'
Podner! -- 10/22/00
There Ain't No More Bon Ton In La
Grange -- 10/15/00
Dr. Laura: Mistress of the
Debates -- 10/8/00
Just the $#%!! Fax, Ma'am! --
10/1/00
The Olympics: Oh, Say Can You
Sing ... ? -- 9/24/00
Debates 2000: Fun With George
and Al -- 9/17/00
1900: Nuns, Orphans Met Storm
With A Song -- 9/10/00
Breakin' Up Is Hard To Do --
9/3/00
Nature vs. Computer: Coffee,
Anyone? -- 8/27/00
Campaign 2000: And They're
Off! -- 8/20/00
My 'Hypos' Are Up, Hang Onto
Your Hats! -- 8/13/00
Political Gamesmanship -- 8/6/00
Fire Down Below! -- 7/30/00
Collect Call From Seat 26F --
7/23/00
Summer Vacations On The Blue
Routes -- 7/16/00
Leave It To PBS To Edit
Jefferson -- 7/9/00
Elian's Summer Vacation --
7/2/00
'Summer Gravitational Anomaly
... ' -- 6/25/00
Beware The Immortal Hospital Jell-O
-- 6/18/00
My Computer Works Fine, Leave
Microsoft Alone -- 6/11/00
Lady Luck, Lotto Dreams, And The
Addams Family House -- 6/4/00
Springtime Beauty Spells Misery
For Hack(ing) Writer -- 5/28/00
His Eye is on the Sparrow -- Is
His Ear on the Mosquito? -- 5/21/00
Janet Reno: Playboy
Centerfold? -- 5/14/00
"Hey, What's This Brown
Stuff?" -- 5/7/00
The Little Havana Raid: 'Back In
The USSR' -- 4/30/00
Who Knows What Evil Lurks in
a Used Answering Machine? -- 4/23/00
Last Run for the Little Red
Caboose -- 4/16/00
NASA, Mars and the Face of Ed
McMahon -- 4/9/00
What's That Smell in 'My
Documents?' -- 4/2/00
Elissa Sails:
2000 -- 3/26/00
Bulldozing The Economy --
3/19/00
Satan in the Coffeemaker
-- 3/12/00
I. Hate. Cars! -- 3/5/00
Bad Housekeeping:
Mathematically Impossible -- 2/27/00
I Need A Barber, Not A
'Consultant' -- 2/20/00
Just Give me Room ... --
2/13/00
Ah. Sweet Unavailability
-- 2/6/00
Winter Hits Tropic Isle With a
Bang -- 1/30/00
The Y2k Eclipse -- 1/23/00
Computers: The Ultimate
Bureaucrats -- 1/16/00
I Ain't Afraid of no OSHA -- 1/9/00
A Checklist for the 1900s -- 1/2/2000
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